Post by Boston Rob on Mar 31, 2013 23:52:58 GMT -5
BITCH GROW SOME TITS AND WOMAN UP!!!
::Boston Rob enters in front of the camera::
Time for the second installment of Boston Rob's Confessionals! As some of you might know I did a confessional a few days ago but because of a screw up I lost it, so here goes shot #2. I am super ecstatic that TEAM SAUSAGE has won immunity once again. It was really good for team morale and more importantly it keeps my ass out of the potential hot seat. The first two challenges has given us a chance to sort of bond with each other in terms of my tribe mates.
We work well as a team and are heavily involved in strategizing before and during a challenge. I'm not sure how the other tribes do this but we find this to be particularly helpful.
As it stands right now myself, Matt, Marcus and Boo have cemented ourselves as top dogs in this tribe performing well in both challenges. Zane really impressed me and others as how dedicated and how well he performed in challenge 2. He has definitely moved up to 5th in the pecking order. Shawn on the other hand has dropped to 6th and if Eddie pulls out a amazing showing in our upcoming challenge then Shawn had better pack his shit and get ready to get the hell off my island. Shawn is just...well, maybe this will tell the story better:
::Boston Rob shakes is head in disgust thinking of Shawn as he continues on::
Unfortunately one of my main alliances, Stephanie is set to go to tribal once again. I as well as her feel she is safe along with Brenda. I would love for them two and Danni to remain safe as I have been in close contact with all 3. Danni is nothing short of garbage however. We spoke and she sounded like a deer caught in headlights. Absolutely lost, I advised her to talk to Steph and Brenda and make Kat the target considering she had somehow a worse showing then Danni at the challenge. She did and supposedly she might be safe but we won't know until tomorrow.
Regarding the challenge everything went smooth for us, we had some nervous moments. The team chemistry was amazing, Marcus led us for a while then Zane....Matt chipped in with some points and Shawn tried a few times as well, toward crunch time I kicked it up and started scoring alot. Eventually a hour or so before deadline we swept a whole session getting all 14 points and that sealed our fates as winners and gaining immunity felt so sweet once again.
::Suddenly the calm face of Boston Rob turns to pure anger::
Corinne, Corinne, Corinne....the bitch completely pissed me off when she tried to take points away from Zane because of some bullshit technicality. I was gearing to unload on her when I stopped myself and calmed down because that would look horrible in the public eye...Corinne, I don't give a crap what you think. All I hear from you is blah, blah, blah. My answer is simply...
Bitch grow some tits and woman up!
Right now things are OK at camp. Slowly I am working on phase two which is combining TEAM SAUSAGE and TEAM MUFF into one and going after TEAM TRANNY. I have had great conversations with Danni and Brenda and of course I am allied with Stephanie. I feel if we can get a strong 6 then we can really take charge of this game until the end.
I know eventually a merge/swap will come so I have spent this last round talking more and more with TEAM TRANNY. I spoke a bit with Gina and Brandon. I spoke in depth with Rafe and Adam and I spoke alot pregame and continued that 2 days ago.
Rafe flat out asked me to work with him later down the road and I told him I would def keep the option open. It's true, in this game you always have to keep your options open and not put all your eggs in one basket...HAPPY EASTER BY THE WAY!
I am a bit nervous about this next challenge because I feel a puzzle or flash type game is coming up or some combination of that. I am not the best in those things but hopefully my tribe mates will pick up the slack. Zane has asked to sit this one out and also Matt has, however considering Shawn is a waste of space I would rather Matt play because he'd at least make a realistic effort. Eddie has said he's good in both and Marcus says he feels comfortable as well in both areas so only time will tell.
So there should be 2 crystals out there now, we know Gina has the fire crystal and as long she is away from me I could give two shits. Secondly the Wind Crystal is out there, again, I don't plan on mutiny so I could care less about that one as well. The MOST IMPORTANT crystal to me is the earth crystal for a few reasons. 1. I can use it to gain advantages in the tribal challenges and 2. It'll look really good to my tribe mates that I am willing to sacrifice my crystal for the good of the tribe. I'd love for TEAM SAUSAGE to stay as strong, cohesive and fully powered as long as possible. At some point though I would like Shawn gone, I don't trust him with a swap/merge, I think he's real flimsy and will flip quick.
Well I must be going now, Stephanie and I are going on a...date. I've prepared a secluded area where we will privately be there and have laid out some roses I have found. Also I have some nice fire pits that looks like candles.
Sure Stephanie is just my pit bull and she will get me further in the game but who says you can mix business with pleasure?
::The scene fades away as Rob just smiles and giggles at the camera::