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Post by Ted Rogers on Mar 28, 2013 20:48:11 GMT -5
Episode 1: It's Going To Be a Bloodbath
In the spirit of the elements and greek mythology, the contestants were divided into tribes based on mother earth, the male sky god and their offspring. The gender division had become a subject of many jokes, especially from the male tribe, dubbing their collective tribes Team Sausage, Team Muffin and Team Tranny.
The tribes were also introduced to the game's twist, the elemental crystals which many were excited by, but at the same time overwhelmed and scared of, wondering how to use the twist to their advantage.
There was an incident at Tingbani, the female tribe, involving a chimpanzee and contestant Natalie White. After being sustaining a crushing blow to her cranium from the primate, Natalie believed herself to be someone else named Jill, and went into a coma. Tingbani ignored her and went to the immunity challenge 1 member down.
At the first challenge, all three tribes were asked to choose an MVP to represent them, the MVP would be the leader of the tribe during the challenge. The challenge required the tribe to run laps as a team and pass the baton to the next teamate.
Boo lead Saayazu, aka Team Sausage, after Shawn pussied out of being MVP at the last minute, yelling at his tribemates in a brash manner to run faster. The team was overall very effective in the challenge, despite Zane's constant needing to sit down and take a rest in the middle of running and incessant talk of human genitalia jokes.
Tingbani had started off extremely well with Stephanie leading them, but faltered greatly later on when Danni was unable to run in a straight line and incessantly chatted with the other tribes, rather than running when it was her turn. This infuriated the other members and slowed the entire tribe's progress to a screeching halt. Afterwards, Morgan got some dust in her eye and Kat broke a nail, prompting Steph to give in to her whining teamates and lose the challenge.
Nyonni had chosen Gina to be their MVP, and began to run laps very slowly. Nyonni would not seem to be able to catch up the other 2 tribes. Between laps Pete would talk about how great and smart he was, but he seemed to be only talking to himself. Although he seemed to run laps fine while pointing out obvious things like the gender divided tribes and vowels. Despite Pete's annoying antics, Nyonni managed to pull ahead of Saayazu and win the challenge, earning Gina the first fire crystal of the game.
Although Tingbani had lost the challenge, Natalie had to be medically evacuated for her brain injury from the wild chimp. Tribal council was still held for discussion where Danni was attacked hard by Stephanie for being so out of focus in the challenge and not putting in as much effort as the other girls. Although it was very clear she was going to be voted off, Natalie's evacuation cancelled the vote for the evening.
Back at camp, Corinne tried to insist that Tingbani give themselves a fresh start, but it fell on deaf ears as tensions were still very high. The girls didn't speak much for the night and silently contemplated the next challenge.
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Post by Ted Rogers on Apr 4, 2013 6:23:41 GMT -5
Episode 2: Parental Discretion is advised
In a bizarre encounter, Rob and Stephanie meet in a secret spot to do a plethora of perverse things to each other which are edited out of the episode.
Controversy continues as the challenge involves praying to the elemental gods once an hour, which some contestants and PW Roxy feel was sacrilegious. The praying contestant was EXTREMELY close, but Tingbani fell short once again.
Danni had a lot to prove after her failure in the first challenge, so she failed to deliver once again as she always does. The girls very gladly eliminated her useless bony ass.
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Post by Ted Rogers on Apr 4, 2013 6:31:52 GMT -5
Episode 3: Rainbows and Unicorns
Frustrations rise on Saayazu with Shawn, constantly giving excuses as to why he cannot participate. In a brutal puzzle challenge, the men show that jigsaw solving is not their strongest asset and lose the challenge and Tingbani get their first victory.
Pete the mute wins the fire crystal, proving his challenge prowess. Crystals begin to become more of a concern for players in the game as paranoia begins to climb as to who has them and which ones.
Shawn is unanimously voted off at Saayazu's tribal council.
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Post by Ted Rogers on Apr 16, 2013 12:45:50 GMT -5
Episode 4: Better tongue than the devil himself
A much anticipated tribeswap ensued, randomizing everyone into different groups. Matt and Boo wallowed in despair over being on tribes with 4 Nyonni and believing they didn't have a shot. Brenda continued to call her new tribemates bitches, cunts and whores behind their backs.
In the math challenge, Pete suddenly showed up with an AIM screename, shocking the entire cast, including the hosts. Laura who had been a sleeper until then had won 2/3 of Saayazu's math duels.
In the end however, Tingbani lost, which left Matt and Boo in a tough spot. Little did they know that Nyonni was no where near as tight as they thought, but playing off that asumption they made big aggresive moves and lies to Rafe, and threw one another under the bus. This lead to distrust of Matt who was voted off, Leaving Boo all alone.
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Post by Ted Rogers on Apr 16, 2013 12:59:10 GMT -5
Episode 5: Emphasis On The Slim
Stephanie had finally met with Adam on her new tribe, with whom she was secretly flirting with, unbeknownst to Rob. Adam had strongly wanted Kat out of the game, whereas Steph was pushing for Eddie to go. Despite their playful banter, there was an Aura of distrust between them. Once Adam warned Eddie of Steph's intentions and tried to get him to save himself, Steph lost all trust in Adam.
In addition, Boo was sitting on Tingbani tribe all alone with 4 players seemingly against him. Although Brandon would have likely been voted out due to his inactivity, Rob and Marcus concocted a plan to give Boo a Wind Crystal, so that he could mutiny over to their tribe. In a ridiculous speech, Boo revealed his wind crystal as if he found it himself and fled over to his friend on Nyonni, giving them a 4 to 3 advantage over Brenda, Corinne and Natalie.
In the challenge, Tingbani, now consisting of ONLY 4 and the other tribes having 6 and 7 members, pulled out the biggest win working as a group. Saayazu was unable to get their acts together, and completely faltered on the challenge, sending them to tribal council.
Morgan was unable to compete because she could not understand the challenge.
Eddie was viewed as the most at fault, and was reemed by Stephanie, but her distrust of Adam was a more paramount issue. Steph told Kat about Adam's plan to blindside her, and Adam himself instead was blindsided.
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Post by Ted Rogers on Apr 16, 2013 13:04:22 GMT -5
Episode 6: Warzone
Matt's eviction had set the tone that Nyonni was a unified group of 7, which was in part why Adam was evicted, being distrustful and a ex-Nyonni member. Saayazu and the NuNyonni tribe decided to work together in this double boot round to ensure 2 more Nyonni members were taken out before the probable tribe swap at 14.
Morgan exclaimed she could not understand the challenge.
Tingbani, which consisted of the 4 forest members Rafe, Brandon, Gina and Pete were crushed in the challenge, both tribes working together to decimate them. Afterwards, the 2 tribes turned on one another for immunity. Brenda begged Steph to let her tribe win, due to the 4 men Rob, Marcus, Boo and Zane having a significant advantage. Stephanie very reluctantly agreed, putting her competitive nature aside, she threw the challenge knowing Laura would be an easy target, and 2 Nyonni would go home.
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Post by Ted Rogers on Apr 26, 2013 18:32:11 GMT -5
Episode 7: Stupid People Should Not Think Tribes are divided into two, representing Fire and Water. Buyima was the fire tribe and Kulbon as the water tribe. At the beginning of the episode Morgan and Rob have their first conversation. It basically consisted of: Rob: How are you Morgan Morgan: I is good I tell you all girl secrets now they is want vote you out now you go home next ok bye . Rob: WTF! *Morgan signs off* This causes Rob to confront all of the Tingbani girls asking them what Morgan meant and if they were lying to him. All the girls basically lied to his face and did damage control. Rob's paranoia reaches an all time high and his trust in the girls fades rapidly. Morgan hears shit from all the girls for telling Rob about their plan and doesn't understand what she did wrong. In the elemental duel challenge, Marcus is struck by a falling coconut and knocked out cold, and Boo dislocates his knee like he did in Figi and is forced to sit out. Despite being two men down, Buyima wins the challenge still due to their amazing competitors, despite being down 3 with Marcus and Boo being useless, and Morgan not capable of comprehending the challenge. On Kulbon, Brenda strikes a deal with Pete and Rafe to vote out Zane, who is weak in challenges and socially awkward. Being on the outs, they gladly agree to this plan. Rob attempts to control things on Kulbon but to no avail, Brenda will not be bossed around. Zane is blindsided 4-3, and Rob officially loses his position in the game.
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Post by Ted Rogers on Apr 26, 2013 18:42:10 GMT -5
Episode 8: Jump off a Cliff
Both tribes compete in an epic platform challenge trying to steal the other tribe's crystals. Marcus was unconscious still at tribe camp so he sat out while the doctors examined him. Rob and Steph were the only ones who were useful in the challenge for Buyima, facing a 5-2 to disadvantage, Buyima was annihilated. Boo and Gina were mia, and Morgan could not understand the challenge.
This did not matter much however since the doctors determined Marcus had suffered severe head trauma and would likely need to be removed.
Buyima ceremoniously voted Marcus off at Camp and said their goodbyes, although he was unable to acknowledge them.
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Post by Ted Rogers on Apr 26, 2013 18:57:36 GMT -5
Episode 9: Only Crickets are strategizing.
This round the remaining twelve contestants were divided into pairs and given colors to identify them. The teams were randomly divided, however most of the teams paired up two players who were already closely alligned anyway.
Morgan's revealing the plan to Rob earlier had caused a strong rift in his trust with the girls, Rob's constant attempts to get the girls to turn on one of the Nyonni pairs falters, and they turn on him and Eddie. Steph votes a neutral pair so as not to upset Rob or anyone in the Nyonni group.
Rob and Eddie compete in a tiebreaker duel to decide who's going home, where Rob dominates Eddie in the challenge and returns with an Infinity Crystal.
Rob now realizes the girls have truly turned on him and reaches out to Nyonni for help, after having campaigned against almost the entire game.
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Post by Ted Rogers on Apr 28, 2013 23:36:51 GMT -5
Episode 10: Fiscal Jackhammer
Pete and Rafe win duel immunities in the Tower of Balls endurance challenge, while Morgan was unable to compete because she didnt understand the challenge.
The attention of the game was on Rob, who had just survived his tiebreaker duel and returned with a prize and was as mad as ever. Brenda and Natalie campaigned very hard to get Rob out of the game.
Meanwhile, Rob, with only Boo left by his side made a pact with Nyonni members Rafe, Gina and Pete to work together in order to change the game and start to eliminate the alliances of girls, specifically Corinne. Rafe was very close to both Natalie and Brenda, but not Corinne. Stephanie who has a strong alliance to Rob and Rafe and becoming increasingly despondent with her Tingbani allies also went with the plan as well.
Brenda and Natalie ultimately folded to the will of the majority to vote off Corinne. Brenda chose to keep her crystals which could have saved Corinne with an idol, which came into play in the next round.
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Post by Ted Rogers on May 7, 2013 14:14:02 GMT -5
Episode 11: Very Shaky Ground
The round's immunity was Majority Rules, which exposed Rob for getting the most negative answers, and Rafe for getting the most positive answers. The majority rules results further put the limelight on Rafe, and made Brenda and Natalie, 2 of Rafe's closest allies finally decide to turn on him.
Brenda and Natalie hatched an elaborate plan to split the votes between Kat and Rafe, giving Kat the idol so Rafe goes home. Brenda had formed an alliance with Rob to do this, but it was ploy by Rob, and Rob shared the info with Rafe, who as shocked and hurt that Brenda would betray him like that.
Rafe then reluctantly went with Rob,Boo Pete and Steph's plan to take out Brenda. However, a few minutes before votes were cast, Rafe felt guilty and told Natalie that Brenda was about to be blindsided, so rather than give the Idol to Kat, Brenda played the idol on herself, blindsiding Rafe in the process and what the most shocking tribal council of the season, until the one that followed it.
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Post by Ted Rogers on May 7, 2013 14:49:05 GMT -5
Episode 12: Will Strip for a Burger
At the survivor auction, Rob and Steph won a key and chest, containing an infinity crystal which Rob took, and Pete won the Kahuna Burger, which lead to the episode title. Natalie won a Recharge and Brenda won a uncharged fire crystal, which they charged promptly.
This round turned into Crystal Warfare, as both sides squared off with double votes and nullifiers. Rob, Steph, Pete and Boo's side held a clear advantage, though Boo's allegiance was questionable, as he really wanted to be on Natalie's side. Pete took advantage of his relationship to Gina, and Gina told him the vote was for Stephanie. Once Pete told Rob this, Rob played the idol on Stephanie, ensuring her safety and also blindsiding Brenda, in the almost the exact same circumstances as Rafe's blindside.
Thats survivor Karma for you!.
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