Post by Boston Rob on Apr 11, 2013 19:41:10 GMT -5
BULLSHIT AND BABYSITTING
:: The scene opens up as Rob is sitting on the ground posted up next to a tree. He wears his signature Red Sox cap. He looks a bit tired and drained as he speaks. ::
Well this has been a crazy friggen week. Packed with so much bullshit and babysitting. Firstly I was extremely happy to see Adam go.. I'll explain later.
So basically as we are getting closer and closer to merge/2 tribe swap I am trying to sway things a little bit and it seems to be working. I have basically attempted to turn this game into Team Tranny - Rafe, Pete, Gina, Brandon, Adam, Laura & Natalie - vs. everyone else. I have etched it into every non original Tranny player that the Trannies are powerful and have to be stopped. I have pounded and pounded the fact that they have 2 crystals plus with all the players they have they become even more threatening with the 2 extra votes.
Apparently it seems to be working because Adam went home. Let me rewind a bit. I told Brenda that the original Team Sausage and Team Muff players should align and she was all for it. I don't really know how much I can trust her or her tribe but as I've mentioned before you gotta put your faith in someone. She talked to her people and it looks as though she got through to them.
Now we've had some veryyyy rocky and bumpy roads to cross. Firstly Brenda constantly was coming up to me asking me questions after Boo mutinied. I can see her being concerned since they were outnumbered but I repeatedly told her she was in 0 danger and Natalie along with other Tranny members was my target. She constantly asked questions as to where myself and Marcus allegiance was and I constantly had to make her feel better...ALOT OF BULLSHIT AND BABYSITTING.
On one hand I had Brenda talking my ear to death, on the other side I have Marcus who I would say is my closest ally right now with Stephanie on the other side. Marcus talking my ear to death about how Brenda is annoying and a bitch and this and that. Marcus, I know brother, I know she is beyond annoying BUT as I mentioned to him, we kinda need her at this moment. Her and her tribe. Things will get hairy at merge time and bigger challenge threats like him and I will become more and more targets, we'll need support and god knows Tranny originals won't provide it. But I basically had to lecture Marcus about keeping the peace and avoid him wanting to go after her. Again, ALOT OF BULLSHIT AND BABYSITTING.
The next fucked up thing that came up was apparently Pete told some of the girls they heard that I had given Boo the crystal in order to take out the girls. AGAIN, I had to make the girls feel safe. This time Brenda, Corinne and Natalie all hit me up and each were annoying and a pain in the ass in their own little way. It was apparent Pete and his crew were trying to turn us against each other but I did a awesome job averting this minor bump as I was somehow able to tell them this wasn't true and in all fairness it really wasn't true since Marcus had the crystal. But I stood tall and calmed down the 3 chicks...more BULLSHIT AND BABYSITTING.
Next, 2 days ago I talk to Brenda and she lays down a shocker for me....She heard Boo say myself and Marcus want her out....WTF....Yes this was discussed but more by Marcus then myself. What happened? Brenda confessed she had proof and sent me the screencaps. I was steaming from my ears and frothing from my mouth when I found out Boo told Natalie who sold him out to Brenda. It was there that Boo told Natalie Marcus and Rob want Brenda out. I was enraged. However I kept my cool and kept it civil with Boo, I wanted to see what his thinking was and he told me he wasn't trying to throw us under the bus but he was trying to sway Natalie over to us. For now I will buy that but I didn't like it. I told him to keep shit on the DL because no Tranny can be trusted. They are all trying to fuck up my game plan of having everyone align to take them out. So Boo understood, in his mind him, myself and Marcus have a final 3 yet I never once agreed to that. After that I had to devise a plan to give Brenda, that's when it hit me. We told Brenda that Boo was just saying anything to Natalie to get her off his case and Boo knew the real target was Natalie. Brenda, from what she said, believes it. However I had to spend alot of time again with her and Corinne comforting them and making sure they were safe. MORE BULLSHIT AND BABYSITTING.
I was also excused of trying to throw comps to eliminate tribe members. This is fuckin hilarious considering of the few challenges we had myself and Marcus have been key roles or the leaders minus the memory/block challenge. But once again Daddy had to console all the kids and keep everything peaceful. Once again BULLSHIT AND BABYSITTING.
I asked to take the lead in the Warzone game because I felt I had a good strategy and indeed it worked as we won immunity and it felt soooo good! I think this put all the Marcus/Rob throwing challenges idea to rest considering we both put in alot of effort although my efforts were more of a directive role in the chat group. There were some disagreements and questions but I stood firm that I knew what I was doing, just a little bit more of the same old BULLSHIT AND BABYSITTING.
I think as we speak the girls are on board with the "us vs. them" tactic. I would LOVE to see Laura & Rafe go tonight. Brandon sucks socially and as long as Pete/Gina are in this game they are a target. More importantly everyone hates Gina's guts so it's easy to get her ass outta here. I PRAY TO GOD IF WE DO GO TO A TRIBAL SWAP I DON'T GET FUCKED OVER! I PRAY I END UP IN A GOOD SITUATION. Ideally I would love for tribes to stay this way for 2 more rounds but I doubt that will happen. Moving forward I would like TEAM SAUSAGE AND TEAM MUFF to continue to work together. I would like Pete/Gina targeted next and when the time is right possibly use Brandon as a ally to gain the numbers over team muff then that would give me alot of options. Right now I feel a bit good but I still have to be wary of Team Tranny they are my biggest threats right now and I hope my plan to get everyone to hate them and go after them will work and I hope my BULLSHIT AND BABYSITTING days are over soon.
Finally I will leave this confessional with a message to my fallen comrade Matt who will see this someday.
Bud, I HATE the fact you were ousted but I promised you I would make these fuckin Tranny bitches fall to their knees one by one. I am slowly and surely ensuring that. This is for you brotha!
